Glyph tagged me in his Inventory meme several weeks back. At first, I didn't respond because I was too busy. Then, because I forgot. Then, because I decided it would be cheating to wait until I had the maximum number of items possible and then post. Just now I happen to have been reminded of the meme, and I think I can spare the three minutes total this post is going to take, and I'm totally unprepared. So, here it is.
Your hands are empty. You are completely naked.